I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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