He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
