his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sobbing to NWA
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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