Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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