Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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