just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I believe in your delicious
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
