it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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