Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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