When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize
