jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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