i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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