so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
