How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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