sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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