Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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