I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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