Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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