Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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