I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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