i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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