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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

  (360): View more from Washington

  let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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• (914): View more from New York

  my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.

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• (818): View more from California

  My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.

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• (323): View more from California

  I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.

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