"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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