Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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