are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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