grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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