Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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