bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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