i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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