STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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