Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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