BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am available for nakedness
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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