Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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