So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
operation have a gay friend backfired
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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