Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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