Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
