Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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