We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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