big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you win again, gameday.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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