don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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