we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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