we're blogging at a bar
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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