I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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