i love accidental penises.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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