we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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