i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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