clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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