i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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