id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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