there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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