i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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