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(330): View more from Ohio

I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?

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(512): View more from Texas

Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.

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(702): View more from Nevada

The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.

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(812): View more from Indiana

For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him

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(716): View more from New York

I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch

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(330): View more from Ohio

I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.

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