Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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